"I played an instrument with my toots."
**Lovely, isn't she?
This one was more of a conversation, but it went something like this:
G: (at the beginning stages of a temper tantrum) "But I wanna get in Bon's bed and snuggle with her!" (starting to jump up and down now)
Me: "Oh no. Are you 2 years old again? Because only 2 year olds act this way. Big-girl-3-year-olds don't throw fits."
G: "Yes, they do."
Me: "Well, then big-girl-3-year-olds that throw fits get in big-girl-3-year-old trouble."
G: "Do you want a piece of me?"
Seriously??? Where does she come up with this stuff?